Thursday, May 03, 2012


I came across this wonderful German word yesterday, and its even more wonderful meaning.  It's pronounced - if my long-distant German lessons serve me right - Bark fie fen gay zicked.  (Please note, this is extremely approximate!)


English speakers have no word for
a face that badly needs a punch.

The German compound word is

Which could easily seem to mean
a face like a smelly drain

Though transliterally it’s close to
a back-pipe face, which isn’t

Complementary.  And
on the face of it, the word looks like

Bagpipes make me sick¸ though
since I have a friend who’s learning

To play the bagpipes, using

In a pretended translation
seems likely to bring me to a

Place where I might well have
a face that badly needs a punch. 
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