Eye contact collage
Agony Aunt: Otherwise, feeling is inferred, or expressed nonverbally, through eye contact, or an encouraging smile.
Conductor: Making awkward eye contact with musicians while you’re conducting.
Psychologist: They avoid eye contact, or sometimes become tearful and obstinate.
Student: Eye contact with teacher during test. They think I'm cheating.
Rap Artist: Maintaining uncomfy extended eye contact witchu
Comedian: I'm joining this group: Anonymous Alcoholics. We meet at the bar at Applebees and never make eye contact.
Feminist: On National No Bra Day do your best to maintain eye contact with grandmothers.
Author: Yet somehow he seemed to maintain eye contact with me, as though he knew I needed to submit to his personality, as though he sensed I was less easy meat than my brother...
Poet: ...who lived next door to you for years but would never say hi or make eye contact.
Embarrassed: Making eye contact with someone while eating a banana is seriously the most awkward thing.
Someone at one with Nature: Such discipline carries over in the humdrum of daily existence, in walks at the park, in unexpected moments of eye contact between friends and strangers.
Strange person: I need to stop making eye contact with stray animals. I've never even had a serious boyfriend & already my heart has been broken too many times.
Tips for Guys: When she is talking to you don't look around or at your phone...listen to her, make eye contact. Show her you care.
London Underground fake notice: "No eye contact. Penalty £200"
Acknowledgements to the people who tweeted some of these lines, many of which are also found elsewhere on the Net.